"Wild Wild West"|
A celebration of the wit of Mae West.
Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Why don't you come on up and see me sometime, when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini.
Ten men waiting for me at the door, Send one of them home, I'm tired.
I used to be Snow White... but I drifted.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.