"Made in China" Never give a sword to a man who can't dance -Confucius No matter where you go there you are -Confucius Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application "Creative Chinese chef without Utensils can still find ways to stir soup." Cheer up, the worst is yet to come A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. The greatest danger could be your own stupidity lucky #13 , 13 , 13 He who makes five trips to buffet digs own grave with own fork You eat too many cookies Confucius say you suck I can not help you for I am only a cookie Eat me Lucky #96 "Confucius say Man who fart in church sit in his own pew." Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers Man who go to bed with itchy butt need to get up and wash. Woman who sleeps with judge gets honorable discharge Confucius say The more I drink the better you look Man who stands on toilet is high on pot They are out to get you - and they will succeed lucky number 13 Man who run behind car get exhausted lucky #13 Man who run in front of car get tired China is 9,596,960 sq km slightly smaller than the United States The ancient Chinese invented pasta As of July 2005 China's population was 1,306,313,812 "Passionate kiss like spider web ­ soon lead to undoing of fly." "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!" "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok." "Man who do business in whore house get jerked around." "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!" Panties not best thing on earth, but close to it. Birth rate in China is 13.14 births / 1,000 population "It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it." Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion. Death rate in China is 6.94 / 1000 population "War not determine who right. War determine who left." Lucky #4 "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse." "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!" "Man who live in glass house should change in basement." Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. True fact--- In Chinese the word for crisis and opportunity are the same One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him. Man who streaks is unsuited for his work. Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned. Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end. Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Lucky number 13 Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. All men eat, but Fu Man Chu. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient. Modern house without toilet uncanny. "May you live in interesting times" Actual Chinese curse Paper was invented in China around 105 A.D Fingerprinting was used in China as early as 700 A.D. porcelin was invented in China The world's largest billboard is 300 meters long and 45 meters high. It is in southeast China There are 326 McDonald's restaurants in China Man who run in front of car get tired China is 9,596,960 sq km slightly smaller than the United States The ancient Chinese invented pasta As of July 2005 China's population was 1,306,313,812 -0.23 migrant(s)/1,000 population (2003 est China consists of mostly mountains, high plateaus, and deserts in the west; plains, deltas, and hills in the east Man who run in front of car get tired China is 9,596,960 sq km slightly smaller than the United States The ancient Chinese invented pasta As of July 2005 China's population was 1,306,313,812 91.9% of China's population is Han Chinese China's major religions are Taoism and Buddhism 1% - 2% of the population of China is Muslim lucky number 13 3% - 4% of China's population is Christian The standard language of China is Mandarin 90.9% of people in China over 15 can read and write. China is a Communist State The Capital of China is Beijing All citizens 18 years of age and older have Suffrage agriculture: 13.8% industry and construction: 52.9% services: 33.3% (2004 est.) The labor force of china is 760.8 million Lucky # 760.8 million China produces 3.392 million barrels of oil per day Chinas exports in 2003 were valued at 583.1 billion China exports machinery, equipment, plastics, medical equipment, iron and steel China's export partners: US 22.8%, Hong Kong 16.2%, Japan 12.4%, South Korea 4.4%, Germany 4% (2004) China imports $552.4 billion worth of commodities per year China imports machinery, equipment, oil and mineral fuels, plastics, optical and medical equipment, organic chemicals, iron and steel China's import partners: Japan 16.1%, Taiwan 10.9%, S. Korea 10.4%, US 7.7%, Hong Kong 7.4%, Germany 5.4% (2004) China's currency is the yuan There are 8.2768 per US dollar ­ (2004) Military expenditures % of GDP Is 4.3% China has 342,956,265 individuals available to fight in China's army War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. The ancient Chinese invented the horse collar The ancient Chinese invented Gunpowder The ancient Chinese invented the umbrella Man who run in front of car get tired China is 9,596,960 sq km slightly smaller than the United States The ancient Chinese invented pasta As of July 2005 China's population was 1,306,313,812 The ancientChinese invented the compass The ancient Chinese invented the seismograph to measure earthquakes The ancient Chinese invented the wheelbarrow The ancient Chinese invented paper money The ancient Chinese invented cast iron The Chinese invented the helicopter rotor and the propeller The ancient Chinese invented the decimal system Lucky number 5.00075 The ancient Chinese invented the seismograph The ancient Chinese invented the wheelbarrow. The ancient Chinese invented Matches The ancient Chinese discovered The Circulation of the blood The ancient Chinese invented Paper The ancient Chinese invented Brandy and Whiskey The ancient Chinese invented the Kite The ancient Chinese invented the rocket and multi-staged rockets The ancient Chinese invented stirrups The ancient Chinese discovered a mathematical place for zero China was one of the first countries to see the emergence of agriculture Confucius say: Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. passivity, peace and meditation are central points of both of China's prevailing religions 15 years of guerrilla warfare, Followed which continued until the US withdrew support. The president of China is Hu Jintao The Chinese president is elected by China's congress China invaded Tibet in 1949 With 35,000 troops Tibet was a solemn Buddhist nation There is no legal basis for China's Claim on Tibet Lucky Number 4 Up to 6,000 Tibetan monasteries and shrines have been destroyed by the Chinese Ten years later, 100,000 Tibetans Fled with the Dali Lama Exile sources estimate up to 260,000 people died in prisons/ labor camps between 1950 '1984 passivity, peace and meditation are central points of both of China's prevailing religions 15 years of guerrilla warfare followed, which continued until the US withdrew support. The president of China is Hu Jintao The Chinese president is elected by China's congress China invaded Tibet in 1949 With 35,000 troops Tibet was a solemn Buddhist nation There is no legal basis for China's Claim on Tibet Lucky Number 4 up to 6,000 Tibetan monasteries and shrines have been destroyed by the Chinese govt. Ten years later, 100,000 Tibetans Fled with the Dali Lama Exile sources estimate up to 260,000 died in prisons/labor camps between 1950 and 1984 in 1860 there were 4 chinese owned laundries in Los Angeles 13000 Chinese immigrants worked On the Southern Pacific Railroad The Gold Rush was one of the factors that led many Chinese to come to the U.S. The Arizona Weekly Star ran an editorial in 1879 calling the Chinese "an ignorant, filthy, leprous horde" The Southern Pacific Railroad brought the majority of early Chinese immigrants to Tucson Their wages were $1.00 per day, 50 cents less than Anglo workers In the 13th century China was probably the wealthiest and most advanced country in the world Man who run in front of car get tired China is 9,596,960 sq km slightly smaller than the United States The ancient Chinese invented pasta As of July 2005 China's population was 1,306,313,812